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Metallica are terrorists
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:39 am
by memly
"Metallica singer James Hetfield was investigated by UK airport officials who believed he was a terrorist this week, it has been claimed. The star was barred entry to Luton airport on Thursday and questioned by staff who were concerned about his appearance. Fears that Hetfield might be involved in terrorism were apparently founded on his "Taliban-like beard", according to The Times. He was allowed to leave the airport after a brief interrogation, when he persuaded officials that he was a rock star."
Christ if thats the case, I havent got a hope in hell of leaving this country for a while.
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:53 am
by Kagey
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:37 pm
by legspin
Having been stopped by the filth over here 'coz of my appearance, I can related.
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:27 pm
by chime
I remember once asking a mates wife if she had ever been picked up by the fuzz?
"No ", she replied, "But I've been swung round by the tits a couple of times!!"
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:05 pm
by philmanns
nice one finbarr
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:32 pm
by Pooka
Utter twats, he doesnt even look arabic, he's a white man with a beard.
Christ, this country is getting as bad as America.
At least they rocked at live earth, its a shame I couldnt get tickets to see them at Wembley on Sunday night.
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:08 am
by Dog
That is a fairly monster beard he's sporting these days... But yeah, he's hardly yer common-or-garden terrorist type...
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:42 am
by Dollydagger
after much delving, found the article (well snippet) here...
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/u ... 034109.ece
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:47 am
by Dollydagger
I mean does this man look like Al Qaida to you...
Ironically, didn't the US government play Metallica at loud volume as a form of torture to terrorists...?!
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:07 pm
by chime
Dolly
Looks more like Al Murray than Al Qaeda!
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:44 pm
by memly
I've always wondered how he played such mean riffs with that contraption
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:50 pm
by chime
hahahahahaha
It wasn't Abu Hamza, so he's off the hook
and it looked like he scratched the wrong eye to get rid of the sleep
Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:40 am
by Acid Gaz
memly wrote:
I've always wondered how he played such mean riffs with that contraption
Peter Hook's not looking too good these days, is he?
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:58 am
by stylustrouble
Dollydagger wrote:I mean does this man look like Al Qaida to you...
Lesson 1:Santa Boot Camp
Correct Facial Adornment Processes
FAILED
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:41 pm
by custard99
looks like santa with bad hair day