Metallica are terrorists

memly · Post by **memly** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:39 am

"Metallica singer James Hetfield was investigated by UK airport officials who believed he was a terrorist this week, it has been claimed. The star was barred entry to Luton airport on Thursday and questioned by staff who were concerned about his appearance. Fears that Hetfield might be involved in terrorism were apparently founded on his "Taliban-like beard", according to The Times. He was allowed to leave the airport after a brief interrogation, when he persuaded officials that he was a rock star."

Christ if thats the case, I havent got a hope in hell of leaving this country for a while.

Kagey · Post by **Kagey** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:53 am

legspin · Post by **legspin** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:37 pm

Having been stopped by the filth over here 'coz of my appearance, I can related.

chime · Post by **chime** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:27 pm

I remember once asking a mates wife if she had ever been picked up by the fuzz?
"No ", she replied, "But I've been swung round by the tits a couple of times!!"

philmanns · Post by **philmanns** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:05 pm

nice one finbarr

Pooka · Post by **Pooka** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:32 pm

Utter twats, he doesnt even look arabic, he's a white man with a beard.
Christ, this country is getting as bad as America.

At least they rocked at live earth, its a shame I couldnt get tickets to see them at Wembley on Sunday night.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:08 am

That is a fairly monster beard he's sporting these days... But yeah, he's hardly yer common-or-garden terrorist type...

Dollydagger · Post by **Dollydagger** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:42 am

after much delving, found the article (well snippet) here...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/u ... 034109.ece

Dollydagger · Post by **Dollydagger** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:47 am

I mean does this man look like Al Qaida to you...

Ironically, didn't the US government play Metallica at loud volume as a form of torture to terrorists...?!

chime · Post by **chime** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:07 pm

Dolly

Looks more like Al Murray than Al Qaeda!

memly · Post by **memly** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:44 pm

I've always wondered how he played such mean riffs with that contraption

chime · Post by **chime** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:50 pm

hahahahahaha

It wasn't Abu Hamza, so he's off the hook
and it looked like he scratched the wrong eye to get rid of the sleep

Acid Gaz · Post by **Acid Gaz** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:40 am

memly wrote:

I've always wondered how he played such mean riffs with that contraption

Peter Hook's not looking too good these days, is he?

stylustrouble · Post by **stylustrouble** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:58 am

Dollydagger wrote:I mean does this man look like Al Qaida to you...

Lesson 1:Santa Boot Camp

Correct Facial Adornment Processes

FAILED

custard99 · Post by **custard99** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:41 pm

looks like santa with bad hair day