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Jeffrey Fucking Archer

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...has re-emerged in an advert for a new gossip magazine.

Since he's a convicted perjuror, conman, cheat and liar I've complained to the ASA...

go one - drum the bastard out of town

The magazine's called In The Know.
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I had this very conversation with me mam just the other night. My feelings exactly Dave.
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Jeffrey Archer - Top Man!!!
Let's face it, if I didn't exist - you'd pay someone to have me invented.
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Mucus wrote:Jeffrey Archer - Top Man!!!
He's not advertising them as well?

Right...
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Scumbag tory bastard prick - complaint tendered.
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Mucus wrote:Jeffrey Archer - Top Man!!!
So says (the only) resident Tory boy :lol:
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Dollydagger wrote:
Mucus wrote:Jeffrey Archer - Top Man!!!
So says (the only) resident Tory boy :lol:
The only "out" Tory boy maybe, but we're here, there & everywhere actually.

C'mon people - 'fess up!
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I'll stand my Mucus and state that I too am a Tory boy...

Jeffrey Archer is a cock though...
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Dog wrote:I'll stand my Mucus
sounds messy :?
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When that fucking witch thatcher dies, there will be the partay of the century round our way.

You can come, Mucus - we'l play Make the Tory Wanker Cry...
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You can all calm down now cos Archer has been replaced on the advert by..............none other than Feltz!



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davemacfrombath wrote:When that fucking witch thatcher dies, there will be the partay of the century round our way.

You can come, Mucus - we'l play Make the Tory Wanker Cry...

"Tory Wanker" eh? ...... I've only actually publicly admitted to ONE of those sins!
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Mucus wrote:
davemacfrombath wrote:When that fucking witch thatcher dies, there will be the partay of the century round our way.

You can come, Mucus - we'l play Make the Tory Wanker Cry...

"Tory Wanker" eh? ...... I've only actually publicly admitted to ONE of those sins!
I don't know why I'm bothered really, you lot being in the wilderness and all.

PS: I'm sure you're a really great guy who never touches his 'old man' in THAT way.
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davemacfrombath wrote:
Mucus wrote:
davemacfrombath wrote:When that fucking witch thatcher dies, there will be the partay of the century round our way.

You can come, Mucus - we'l play Make the Tory Wanker Cry...

"Tory Wanker" eh? ...... I've only actually publicly admitted to ONE of those sins!
I don't know why I'm bothered really, you lot being in the wilderness and all.

PS: I'm sure you're a really great guy who never touches his 'old man' in THAT way.


Thanks for clearing that up, as I generally only touch it in the OTHER way.
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