Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by
saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
president sits, head in hands.
Finally, president looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Willsy
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"You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really"
Nigel Tufnel talking about his song "Lick My Love Pump" - This Is Spinal Tap.
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Nigel Tufnel talking about his song "Lick My Love Pump" - This Is Spinal Tap.
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "We must get out of of Iraq - we've already lost 3 gazillion men"
"And?" the president asks nonchalently. "So what?"
His staff sits stunned at this lack of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, chuckling as he watches Tom and Jerry on TV.
Finally, president looks up and asks, "Where is Gazil, exactly?"
"And?" the president asks nonchalently. "So what?"
His staff sits stunned at this lack of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, chuckling as he watches Tom and Jerry on TV.
Finally, president looks up and asks, "Where is Gazil, exactly?"
Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
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ooops! Well i did go through the post first and didnt see it.....sorry bud!Acid Gaz wrote:Willsy - I thiink I've heard that one before...
"You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really"
Nigel Tufnel talking about his song "Lick My Love Pump" - This Is Spinal Tap.
http://www.myspace.com/willsydesignuk
Nigel Tufnel talking about his song "Lick My Love Pump" - This Is Spinal Tap.
http://www.myspace.com/willsydesignuk
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whats a pi-key then?memly wrote:What kind of key can open any locks?
A pi-key.
"You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really"
Nigel Tufnel talking about his song "Lick My Love Pump" - This Is Spinal Tap.
http://www.myspace.com/willsydesignuk
Nigel Tufnel talking about his song "Lick My Love Pump" - This Is Spinal Tap.
http://www.myspace.com/willsydesignuk
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davemacfrombath
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So, I was wandering around the market in Cannibalmusicland and came across a stall selling human brains. Intruiged, I moved in for a closer look and saw 3 plates of brains.
The first plate was labelled Orbitalfan brains, 5 gold per kilo.
Another plate was labelled Lemonjellyfan brains, 10 gold per kilo.
The last plate was labelled Prodigyfan brains, 100 gold per kilo.
Naturally I was a bit disgruntled that Orbitalfan brains were so cheap so I asked why Prodigyfan brains were so bloody expensive.
'Oh well, it's obvious,' said the stallholder, 'have you got any fucking idea how many prodigyfans it takes to make a whole kilo of brains?!'
The first plate was labelled Orbitalfan brains, 5 gold per kilo.
Another plate was labelled Lemonjellyfan brains, 10 gold per kilo.
The last plate was labelled Prodigyfan brains, 100 gold per kilo.
Naturally I was a bit disgruntled that Orbitalfan brains were so cheap so I asked why Prodigyfan brains were so bloody expensive.
'Oh well, it's obvious,' said the stallholder, 'have you got any fucking idea how many prodigyfans it takes to make a whole kilo of brains?!'
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