i spoke to god last night
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davemacfrombath
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Me:
what would god say?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
only if you don't exist
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
should orbital perform one last gig?
God:
Maybe you should ask someone older.
Err, Ga-azz...
what would god say?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
only if you don't exist
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
should orbital perform one last gig?
God:
Maybe you should ask someone older.
Err, Ga-azz...
Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
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usernick
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Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Who?
God:
ELIZA.
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Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
When?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
Do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
Why did you create man?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
What is a cat?
God:
A cat is a domesticated animal.
Me:
Do you like dance music?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Who?
God:
ELIZA.
.Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
When?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
Do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
Why did you create man?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
What is a cat?
God:
A cat is a domesticated animal.
Me:
Do you like dance music?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
