Friday rant - Jamster

dapiege · Post by **dapiege** » Tue May 31, 2005 4:43 pm

Ive just sat ant read all of your views on the little fart and i must agree with all of you, "THIS IS WAR" But you have to give them credit for creating such a response or do i need to be hung also so saying that?
Nice to see you can also get 50 twonk on there too!!................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................COCK!!!!!!!!

Kvagga · Post by **Kvagga** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:16 am

http://hatethatfrog.desktopcreatures.co ... crazy+frog

My record is 93... I suggest turning your sound off.

Willsy · Post by **Willsy** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:09 pm

dapiege wrote:Ive just sat ant read all of your views on the little fart and i must agree with all of you, "THIS IS WAR" But you have to give them credit for creating such a response or do i need to be hung also so saying that?
!!

yes...you cant come to Fabric now...i have torn up your ticket!

Hexaphim · Post by **Hexaphim** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:21 pm

Woman: "Hey honey, what's for dinner?"
Man: "Chicken."

usernick · Post by **usernick** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:27 pm

Yay, finally got over 70!

And it plays the Axel-F tune if you shoot lower!

Willsy · Post by **Willsy** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:35 pm

Good to see the hatred is still going strong in this thread!!!

Now i see that not content with Axel F Jamster are ripping to shreds Popcorn...by JMJ...(not sure if this is a good or bad thing though!!!)

davemacfrombath · Post by **davemacfrombath** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:21 pm

I think you'll find that the Eat Static version of Popcorn has a slight edge over the Crazy Frog.

Willsy · Post by **Willsy** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:45 am

davemacfrombath wrote:I think you'll find that the Eat Static version of Popcorn has a slight edge over the Crazy Frog.

Now Dave, surely that is not a difficult feat! Even i have a slight edge over Crazy Frog with a tune i wrote on the PS1 game - Music 2000 some time ago!!

davemacfrombath · Post by **davemacfrombath** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:03 pm

Merely making use of the lowest form of wit, Willsy.

But actually I don't find the frog all that annoying. But then I'm a bit weird like that e.g. I don't find Jimmy Hill or Terry Christian annoying.

Willsy · Post by **Willsy** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:12 pm

How about a Jamster version of Joe Pasquale "i gotta song that'll get on yer nerves..."? Surely that would annoy you?

Now that as a jamster ring tone could decimate anything Crazy Frog could do, unless the little blue bugger did his own version of it
...oh God what if that little yellow fluffy tw@t called Sweetie did a version! Arrrrrrgh the rage rises!!! lol

memly · Post by **memly** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:33 am

As its Friday today, I would like to keep the spirit of Crazy Frog alive.
Having witnessed Mr Frog fronting the wheels of steel, I've come to the conclusion that Crazy is a talented young amphibian with a bright future. It wont be long before he's sponsored by JB Sports and sports a baseball cap.
I would also urge his agent to fix Mr Frogs teeth as this can't help his chances of wooing any potential female frogs at the local waterhole.

I've noticed he's also got a "Bowie" thing going on with his eyes. Maybe it was a bicycle accident when he was young, although I suspect he was bullied very badly as a tadpole because of his uncanny impression of a vespa and his ability to hover in midair which could have ended up with all the other tadpoles getting the hump with him and excluding him from any activities that the local younglings may partake in.

I think if he was to take elocution lessons, study hard and pass on his undeniable talent of mixing he may become an amiable figure we all love and respect... kinda like Rolf Harris

Willsy · Post by **Willsy** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:59 am

Memly...you clearly have too much time on your hands!!!

little twin star · Post by **little twin star** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:54 am

http://www.abearstail.co.uk/video/frog/quicktime.htm

phaaaahahaha

Willsy · Post by **Willsy** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:34 pm

little twin star wrote:http://www.abearstail.co.uk/video/frog/quicktime.htm

phaaaahahaha

class a bears tail starts tonight on channel 4!!!

Dollydagger · Post by **Dollydagger** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:13 pm

memly wrote:
I've noticed he's also got a "Bowie" thing going on with his eyes. Maybe it was a bicycle accident when he was young, although I suspect he was bullied very badly as a tadpole because of his uncanny impression of a vespa and his ability to hover in midair which could have ended up with all the other tadpoles getting the hump with him and excluding him from any activities that the local younglings may partake in.

May I point out Mr Memley sir, that Mr C Frog's eye affliction surely represents his insanity?!