THREE music fans tried to sneak into Glastonbury in PORTALOOS — but were flushed out.
The ticketless trio saw toilets on the back of a festival-bound lorry in a service station and decided to hide in them.
They got out when the lorry arrived — but found it parked on the wrong side of the fence at the Somerset festival. Security guards there are now checking all loos.
Not exactly the same thing, but one of the fav. practical jokes on the build of the stages here is to lock the door of a portaloo on one of the new guys with a rachett strap.
Very good! How do we know it didn't work for someone else?! 
