Mucus wrote:
It's the very thought of the vague possibility of your scabby self wanting to shag me (you love the one you hate!) that made me get the hell out of the way & suffer a life on the Riviera!
So let's get this straight, Mucey baby - what you're claiming is that sometime quite recently you you decided that there was a possibility that I might be gay and, more, might want to have sex with you, so you emigrated?
Sounds a bit far fetched.
Mind you, it DOES fit rather well with the rest of your profile...
Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
Mucus wrote:
It's the very thought of the vague possibility of your scabby self wanting to shag me (you love the one you hate!) that made me get the hell out of the way & suffer a life on the Riviera!
So let's get this straight, Mucey baby - what you're claiming is that sometime quite recently you you decided that there was a possibility that I might be gay and, more, might want to have sex with you, so you emigrated?
Sounds a bit far fetched.
Mind you, it DOES fit rather well with the rest of your profile...
I think you rate your position in my life a little too highly - I have to regularly relocate in order to get a break from the adoring crowds (both straight & gay) who want a piece of "The Lord Of Love". To find that a scab eater from Bath could be interested (even if only due to my pad in Monaco) serves only to show that it's possibly time to consider residing in St. Moritz, Rimini, Gstaad or Sorrento for a while.
No offence!
Let's face it, if I didn't exist - you'd pay someone to have me invented.
Pooka wrote:My Dad lives in Poole!
It is full of gippo's though its a shame my dad goes out with one
I am now a proud resident of Poole...
So there is no way you can avoid popping in for a cuppa eh?
(Will get the hoover out!)
'Ere when you off to Bali?
Fortunately you aint inner city tho are ya!
"You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really"
Nigel Tufnel talking about his song "Lick My Love Pump" - This Is Spinal Tap.
"Sure waht ya you want an arrts feshtival for, haven' cha a shoppin' centre"
Uttered by a local councillor (and mate of the builder) when asked for funding
