Thanks Manns, tried the hot and spicy food remedy... also pineapple, grapes, raspberry leaf tea, cleaning the floor, driving the car over speed bumps...
The other half reckons that Cheese should just shag you 'till things "work loose".
Tried that?
There is, believe it or not, evidence that a good shag is very good for just this situation. There is a chemical in semen (supposedly like oxytocin) that is good for stimulating labour.
The other half reckons that Cheese should just shag you 'till things "work loose".
Tried that?
There is, believe it or not, evidence that a good shag is very good for just this situation. There is a chemical in semen (supposedly like oxytocin) that is good for stimulating labour.
Isn't oxytocin the thing which makes males sleepy after a shag?
(Well, that's the excuse I've been using for years...)
The other half reckons that Cheese should just shag you 'till things "work loose".
Tried that?
There is, believe it or not, evidence that a good shag is very good for just this situation. There is a chemical in semen (supposedly like oxytocin) that is good for stimulating labour.
Isn't oxytocin the thing which makes males sleepy after a shag?
(Well, that's the excuse I've been using for years...)
Luckily you've only had to use it twice in that time...
Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?