Wile E Coyote - Genius or Twat?
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Wile E Coyote - Genius or Twat?
That Wile E Coyote - what a cunt.
Who does he think he is, running around the place coming up with ludicrously elaborate, always hilarious, but never successful schemes to trap the Roadrunner?
Not only that, he invests heavily in ACME Products, a far-left fundamentalist christian tory wanker speed-camera trashing organisation which has been known to test its dynamite on kittens kidnapped from their homes in East Grinstead.
I'd be extremely surprised if anyone on this forum has a good word to say for the fookin stupid Canis Latrans.
FFS, he doesn't even know if he wants to be a dog or a wolf.
Who does he think he is, running around the place coming up with ludicrously elaborate, always hilarious, but never successful schemes to trap the Roadrunner?
Not only that, he invests heavily in ACME Products, a far-left fundamentalist christian tory wanker speed-camera trashing organisation which has been known to test its dynamite on kittens kidnapped from their homes in East Grinstead.
I'd be extremely surprised if anyone on this forum has a good word to say for the fookin stupid Canis Latrans.
FFS, he doesn't even know if he wants to be a dog or a wolf.
"He's a fat, right wing, smug, arrogant, narrow minded, permie-haired, tediously unfunny twat"
Sorry, it had to be done!
Sorry, it had to be done!
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You look real great.
In bloodstains.
In bloodstains.
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As you've seen photos of Cheese, you're probably right, he would be a formidable adversary.davemacfrombath wrote:You and Cheese should come to the Soviet night on the 21st October. I'll be the one with the 6 foot 6 bouncer... I've seen photos of Cheese and I reckon I might need him.
However, wait 'till you've seen a picture of me - then you're really gonna shit yourself.
Cue Monsieur Fromage & his never failing picture library......
Let's face it, if I didn't exist - you'd pay someone to have me invented.
Mucus wrote:As you've seen photos of Cheese, you're probably right, he would be a formidable adversary.davemacfrombath wrote:You and Cheese should come to the Soviet night on the 21st October. I'll be the one with the 6 foot 6 bouncer... I've seen photos of Cheese and I reckon I might need him.
However, wait 'till you've seen a picture of me - then you're really gonna shit yourself.
Cue Monsieur Fromage & his never failing picture library......
Be afraid Dave...Be very afraid


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I'm not even gonna ask about that photo above....
Back on topic:
Wile E Coyote gets a genuis vote for me.
He consistently play 2nd fiddle to the beep beep bird, and possibly 3rd fiddle to ACME rockets. Yet he kept coming back, thats, I reckon an inspiration for all!
Never say die attitude
Back on topic:
Wile E Coyote gets a genuis vote for me.
He consistently play 2nd fiddle to the beep beep bird, and possibly 3rd fiddle to ACME rockets. Yet he kept coming back, thats, I reckon an inspiration for all!
Never say die attitude

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