Subject: WARNING: New Virus
There is a new virus. It's called WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances.
This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar.
Order drinks immediately, and after three rounds you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your system.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life.
If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends.
I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm headed for the bar anyway.....it never hurts to be safe.
THANK GOODNESS I GOT THIS IN TIME
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Is there anyone there ??????? IS THERE ANYONE THERE !!!!!
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"Let's face it, "digital sound" is a misnomer...
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"Let's face it, "digital sound" is a misnomer...
Unless you plug the wires directly into your skull, at the end of the chain is a set of speakers pumping back-and-forth turning ANY signal into analogue waves..."