Pointless Tossers

Mucus · Post by **Mucus** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:59 pm

C'mon people, let's really vent!

I'll start with:-

Sophie Ellis Bextor
Ken Livingstone
Posh Spice
John Prescott
All Footballers
Simon Cowell
The bloke from the council who is working down my road & who can't park for f**k
Vegetarians
Road planners
Terry Christian
Lorraine Kelly
George Bush

Post by **Loopz** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:04 pm

I disagree with footballers and veggies but then i again i mistaken for one and pretend to be the other

Jeremy Clarkson
J-Lo
Trisha
Pete Doherty
Steve Bruce
Alex Ferguson
aggresive piss-heads
George Clooney
BT
Cherie Blair
Pete Tong

tcb2000 · Post by **tcb2000** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:09 pm

I'll see your Vegetarians (

) and raise you a White Van Man...

And also add on :

The Queen (and entire Royal Family)
People who need to take up the whole pavement whilst they're walking along it without a care for anyone else
John Prescott (and entire Labour Party)
eBay sellers who rip you off...
Chantelle whatever her name is (a man, I'm sure of it)

That'll do for now

Rich

usernick · Post by **usernick** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:58 pm

Agree with all the above bar vegetarians (as I am one - but not of the type that says "oh, how wrong it is to kill animals" - they do piss me off!

) and footballers (although Jose Mourinho is a wanker)!

Erm, let's see:

Pete Doherty (but Loopz has already mentioned him)

I'll edit this post later to try and add some more!

Timbob · Post by **Timbob** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:19 pm

also not mentioned:

U2 (especially Bono)
meatloaf.

it seems like everybody likes them, and i can't figure out why.

cheese · Post by **cheese** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:16 pm

BMW drivers
People with placards advertising "golf sale" or suchlike
Cyclists on pavement or road
The Cheeky Girls
Any reality TV created pop act. Pop Idol etc...
Chavs
Traffic Wardens
The C*cks who operate speed cameras/traps
People who don't clear up after their dog has crapped on the pavement
Sean Paul
Phil & Dog

hippy dave · Post by **hippy dave** » Mon May 01, 2006 12:14 am

cheese wrote:Cyclists on pavement or road

ok we might allow you to complain about one or the other, but...

shadyboy · Post by **shadyboy** » Mon May 01, 2006 9:44 am

Here's some more for ya:-

Ant & Dec
Darren Day
Murray Gold (Composer of the Dr Who music - f**king shocking)
Paul Anderson ("Director" of Resident Evil, Event Horizon & AVP)
Tom Cruise

Post by **Loopz** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:01 am

ant and dec are cool

shadyboy · Post by **shadyboy** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:18 am

Loopz wrote:ant and dec are cool

Pair of fannies

hippy dave · Post by **hippy dave** » Mon May 01, 2006 11:22 am

pair of fannies: cool. ant and dec: not cool.

Post by **Loopz** » Mon May 01, 2006 8:45 pm

both cool

little twin star · Post by **little twin star** » Mon May 01, 2006 9:07 pm

ooh i agree with tom cruise!

have to disagree with u, poo about jeremy clarkson, i think he's funny

ok, my list:

jodie march
jordan (+ peter andre)
peter kay
blokes that whisper all kind of shit to girls and when u ignore them or tell them to piss off, they call u a whore
(and even the ones that don't call u a whore are shit)
madonna (ok, sometimes she can be ok)
the whole scientology church
jensen (dutch tv host)
..oh and lots more dutch tv ' personalities'

Post by **Loopz** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:22 pm

yeah i like Tom Cruise as well. Clarkson writes well but he has a big problem with Birmingham which he often likes to air. That puts him down in my books but he also gets off on cars which is something i cant relate to

davemacfrombath · Post by **davemacfrombath** » Tue May 02, 2006 11:50 am

jeremy 'fooking' clarkson
jeremy 'cunthouse' clarkson
jeremy 'twathead' clarkson
jeremy 'wasteoffookingspace' clarkson
jeremy 'rightwingbigot' clarkson
jeremy 'whothefuckamitojudgewhethersomethingiscoolornotwithmypalebluejeansandtuckedinlumberjackshirtfooking' clarkson

EDIT: did I mention that twat clarkson?