comedy sentence completion exercise

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comedy sentence completion exercise

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i feel as rough as a.....
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Marmite Sandwich?

Christine Hamilton?

Pot Noodle?

Fuck?
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Badgers arsehole?
"You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really"
Nigel Tufnel talking about his song "Lick My Love Pump" - This Is Spinal Tap.


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ringpiece ?
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Jackie Stallone after a particularly heavy night out and having applied her makeup with shaking hands without a mirror.
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whores knickers....
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... rough thing, that's feeling particularly rough after a rough time in Roughsvile.
Let's face it, if I didn't exist - you'd pay someone to have me invented.
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a sandpaper enema
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legspin wrote:a sandpaper enema
:D me likey!
*edit* but i think i'm gonna adapt it to "sandpaper suppository". i'm gonna be using that (the expression, not the sandpaper :P ) from now on :lol:
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my sinuses itch :?
dance your cares away, worries for another day
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