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comedy sentence completion exercise

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:26 pm
by hippy dave
i feel as rough as a.....

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:18 pm
by memly
Marmite Sandwich?

Christine Hamilton?

Pot Noodle?

Fuck?

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:24 pm
by Willsy
Badgers arsehole?

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:38 pm
by Loopz
ringpiece ?

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 5:27 pm
by davemacfrombath
Jackie Stallone after a particularly heavy night out and having applied her makeup with shaking hands without a mirror.

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:33 pm
by shadyboy
whores knickers....

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 1:29 am
by Mucus
... rough thing, that's feeling particularly rough after a rough time in Roughsvile.

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:53 am
by legspin
a sandpaper enema

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:27 am
by hippy dave
legspin wrote:a sandpaper enema
:D me likey!
*edit* but i think i'm gonna adapt it to "sandpaper suppository". i'm gonna be using that (the expression, not the sandpaper :P ) from now on :lol:

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:04 pm
by hippy dave
my sinuses itch :?