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Phil Hartnoll caption contest!

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:05 am
by stargurl
I found this on the Fabric website:

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Caption away!

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:46 am
by trompurple
If you DJ in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, do you make a sound?

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:52 am
by davemacfrombath
Phil's obsession with The Flintstones was getting out of control.

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:37 am
by Karnorjax
Mix master squirrel in the hiz house !

I am the lord of the forrest ! an though shalt dance to my woodland beats !

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:52 am
by Badger
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"Lol Hammond's DJ School"

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:01 pm
by Willsy
Ray Mears survival tip #32

How to lay down some tunes using items from woodland suroundings when you have no 1210's at hand!

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:24 pm
by legspin
'Is this the way to the Glade festival'?

Orbital, the Deep Forest remix

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:34 pm
by faux cough
King Of Snake?

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:44 pm
by hippy dave
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"...the really hard part though was getting enough resin from trees to make the records, then scratching tunes into them using a pointy stick."

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:46 pm
by Loopz
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"i did explain to Paul that selling the studio and the equipment was a bad idea"

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:54 pm
by memly
"Wheres the ON button then?"

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:18 pm
by Kvagga
"Here Phil's receiving records from the tentacle-armed alien he has made a deal with to get the freshest sounds out there..."

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:57 pm
by davemacfrombath
"All I need now are some torch specs. Now, where did I put the flourescent lights and the can of petrol?"

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:41 pm
by DaWeeze
Phil Hartnoll: A Raver's Woodland Survival Guide. Learn how to:

-Construct turntables from natural surroundings
-How to create powerful hallucinagenics from mosses and tree bark
-30 different recipes for wild badger

(With foreword by Deep Forest)

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:57 am
by capsaicin
"A wild Phil Hartnoll in its natural habitat. These are smarmy beasts, and one must use extreme caution when hunting them... However, their pelts are widely sought after, for their silky smooth texture and exquisite hue."