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Paris Hilton Has Found God.......
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:53 pm
by Mucus
......So I thought we could all have fun with a group project of re-wording the Lord's Prayer for her. I'll start with:-
Our Paris, who art in prison
Hollow be thy brain
O.k. over to you lot.............
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:21 pm
by Timbob
thy Tinkerbell can't come,
thy will be done,
(well, she has lots of money, she can have almost all she wants)
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:21 pm
by shadyboy
In the showers,
with a bar of soap.
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:08 am
by hippy dave
(i'm sorry but there's absolutely no way i can possibly avoid writing this)
give us this day our daily head
Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:48 am
by chime
And forgive us our celebrity passes
Chime
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:41 am
by memly
as we forgive those who blag into celebrity events and take upskirt photos
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:32 am
by davemacfrombath
for thine is the king dong
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:42 am
by Acid Gaz
...the glory hole...
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:49 am
by tcb2000
...stay in there for ever and ever...
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:18 pm
by Dollydagger
AHHH - MEN
absolute CLASS!!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:52 pm
by davemacfrombath
Acid Gaz wrote:...the glory hole...
he meant 'the golden shower and the glory hole' obv...
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:22 pm
by Acid Gaz
davemacfrombath wrote:Acid Gaz wrote:...the glory hole...
he meant 'the golden shower and the glory hole' obv...
Natch. Unfortunately, I'm not too familiar with the lyrics to the Lord's Prayer.
A case of "What does God say?"
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:46 am
by custard99
wow, now i have to learn all over again when i go to bed
