Paris Hilton Has Found God.......

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Paris Hilton Has Found God.......

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......So I thought we could all have fun with a group project of re-wording the Lord's Prayer for her. I'll start with:-

Our Paris, who art in prison
Hollow be thy brain




O.k. over to you lot.............
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thy Tinkerbell can't come,
thy will be done,

(well, she has lots of money, she can have almost all she wants)
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(i'm sorry but there's absolutely no way i can possibly avoid writing this)
give us this day our daily head
dance your cares away, worries for another day
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And forgive us our celebrity passes


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as we forgive those who blag into celebrity events and take upskirt photos
I don't know you people...why are you here?
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for thine is the king dong
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...the glory hole...
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...stay in there for ever and ever...
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AHHH - MEN :roll


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Acid Gaz wrote:...the glory hole...
he meant 'the golden shower and the glory hole' obv...
Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
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Post by Acid Gaz »

davemacfrombath wrote:
Acid Gaz wrote:...the glory hole...
he meant 'the golden shower and the glory hole' obv...
Natch. Unfortunately, I'm not too familiar with the lyrics to the Lord's Prayer.

A case of "What does God say?"
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wow, now i have to learn all over again when i go to bed 8)
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