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Wile E Coyote - Genius or Twat?
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:05 pm
by Acid Gaz
That Wile E Coyote - what a cunt.
Who does he think he is, running around the place coming up with ludicrously elaborate, always hilarious, but never successful schemes to trap the Roadrunner?
Not only that, he invests heavily in ACME Products, a far-left fundamentalist christian tory wanker speed-camera trashing organisation which has been known to test its dynamite on kittens kidnapped from their homes in East Grinstead.
I'd be extremely surprised if anyone on this forum has a good word to say for the fookin stupid Canis Latrans.
FFS, he doesn't even know if he wants to be a dog or a wolf.
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:20 pm
by Pooka
"He's a fat, right wing, smug, arrogant, narrow minded, permie-haired, tediously unfunny twat"
Sorry, it had to be done!
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:22 pm
by davemacfrombath
Outwitted by a bird.
Must be a Tory.
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:24 pm
by Pooka
Oh dear, I can see where this is going.............................
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:33 pm
by Mucus
Pooka wrote:Oh dear, I can see where this is going.............................
So can I....... It's going to lead to a fantastic meetup with fun, frolics, beer & camarardary - followed by a few good slaps where necessary!
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:48 pm
by davemacfrombath
You and Cheese should come to the Soviet night on the 21st October. I'll be the one with the 6 foot 6 bouncer... I've seen photos of Cheese and I reckon I might need him.
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:23 pm
by Mucus
davemacfrombath wrote:You and Cheese should come to the Soviet night on the 21st October. I'll be the one with the 6 foot 6 bouncer... I've seen photos of Cheese and I reckon I might need him.
As you've seen photos of Cheese, you're probably right, he would be a formidable adversary.
However, wait 'till you've seen a picture of me - then you're really gonna shit yourself.
Cue Monsieur Fromage & his never failing picture library......
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:28 pm
by cheese
Mucus wrote:davemacfrombath wrote:You and Cheese should come to the Soviet night on the 21st October. I'll be the one with the 6 foot 6 bouncer... I've seen photos of Cheese and I reckon I might need him.
As you've seen photos of Cheese, you're probably right, he would be a formidable adversary.
However, wait 'till you've seen a picture of me - then you're really gonna shit yourself.
Cue Monsieur Fromage & his never failing picture library......
Be afraid Dave...Be very afraid
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:40 pm
by Pooka
Classic.
That pic cracks me up everytime!
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:06 pm
by davemacfrombath
He exudes menace, that boy.
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:33 pm
by webbo
I'm not even gonna ask about that photo above....
Back on topic:
Wile E Coyote gets a genuis vote for me.
He consistently play 2nd fiddle to the beep beep bird, and possibly 3rd fiddle to ACME rockets. Yet he kept coming back, thats, I reckon an inspiration for all!
Never say die attitude
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:56 pm
by davemacfrombath
I always used to like the 'beep beep now, you fucker' T-shirt I must admit.