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Can't see this being as close as the Clarkson poll, but here goes for a laugh

David Hasselhoff - ambassador /actor / musician

p.s be sure to catch him on Steve Wright's Radio 2 show this afternoon

[EDIT] he's on radio 1 at the moment apparently - hemust be releasing new stuff soon....

He's an arrogant tory wanker twat fucking petrolhead bastard cunty so-called actor with so-called musical success in fucking Germany, no doubt his CDs are bought by left-wing tory speeding wankers.

But I still want to have his babies.

He brought down the Berlin Wall, single-handedly,of course he's a genius.

Acid Gaz wrote:He's an arrogant tory wanker twat fucking petrolhead bastard cunty so-called actor with so-called musical success in fucking Germany, no doubt his CDs are bought by left-wing tory speeding wankers.

But I still want to have his babies.

He's apparently got a new single out (it's been rotating on one of the music channels - The Box, I *think* - although luckily I haven't been around to watch it yet)!!

At least the guy doesn't take himself seriously during interviews - I remember the Jonathan Ross interview where he didn't mind sending himself up all the time, so fair play to the bloke (even taking the piss out of that bringing down Berlin wall quote)!

Oh, and "Knight Rider" was quality TV viewing when I was a kid (the flashing lights on Kit taken directly from the Cylons! )... And he also appeared in the New Order TOTP shoot (with some of the Baywatch cast) when they performed "Regret" on the beach!

The Hoff does indeed have a new single coming out, it's called 'Jump Into My Car' and it's out on the 2nd.

http://www.gethasselhofftonumber1.com/

He can't drive a car to save his life. a twat

He's a fat, right wing, smug, arrogant, narrow minded, permie-haired, tediously unfunny twat.

I love him.

davemacfrombath wrote:He's a fat, right wing, smug, arrogant, narrow minded, permie-haired, tediously unfunny twat.

I love him.

So Dave, do we really love each other after all? x x x

the video for "jump into my car" is one of the most worrying things i've seen

Mucus wrote:

davemacfrombath wrote:He's a fat, right wing, smug, arrogant, narrow minded, permie-haired, tediously unfunny twat.

I love him.

So Dave, do we really love each other after all? x x x

Well I DID send you a text kiss only last week...

PS: As for the Hoff - anyone who's so drunk that he (allegedly) has (allegedly) to be wheelchaired to his plane in his (allegedly) piss-stained (alleged) trousers, needs all the friends he can get...

Dog wrote:The Hoff does indeed have a new single coming out, it's called 'Jump Into My Car' and it's out on the 2nd.

http://www.gethasselhofftonumber1.com/

I take it you joined the campaign then?

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nice wheels!