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Aren't People's real Name's Weird?
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:08 pm
by davemacfrombath
yours,
Gimp Snyder.
And if you don't understand this thread...WHY NOT?!
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:14 pm
by Pooka
Mine isnt.
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:23 pm
by hippy dave
i don't have a real name

my parents were too poor

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:32 pm
by Mucus
My real name is "Snotting Ectoplazm" so I use Mucus for ease of recognition. Also it uses fewer tissues.
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:14 pm
by tcb2000
Pooka wrote:Mine isnt.
What? Melvis McMardybird isn't weird???
Just kidding Melanie....
Rich
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:29 pm
by Mucus
tcb2000 wrote:Pooka wrote:Mine isnt.
What? Melvis McMardybird isn't weird???
Just kidding Melanie....
Rich
*looks away & shuffles feet whilst waiting for the blast!*
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:47 am
by Acid Gaz
An anagram of my real name is Larry Slag.
I think I prefer it to the real one...
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:56 am
by Willsy
tcb2000 wrote:Pooka wrote:Mine isnt.
What? Melvis McMardybird isn't weird???
Just kidding Melanie....
Rich
Depends where you come from.....down in the deepest depths of somerset Melvis is quite a popular name amongst young women!

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:59 am
by Pooka
tcb2000 wrote:Pooka wrote:Mine isnt.
What? Melvis McMardybird isn't weird???
Just kidding Melanie....
Rich
I went on a date once with this nob who introduced me to his friends as Melanie. He was such a twat I couldnt be bothered to correct him.
He couldnt be bothered to get my name right, so I couldnt be bothered to see him again.

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:31 am
by davemacfrombath
Acid Gaz and I used to work with a bloke called Michael 'don't call me Mike' Hunt.
True.
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:35 am
by davemacfrombath
We also know a bloke who's real name is Andrew O'Dodgybloke.
Not true.
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:49 am
by Timbob
i know that a guy excists who is called Peter Landmeter
it was kinda funny when i guessed his first name right when i only heard his last name.
Yours,
Tim Schnitzelhose
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:47 pm
by Dollydagger
I always get funny comments about dollydagger. People find it a bit alarming at first! lol
No-one can prounounce my real (last) name
Real names of people I know or have known:
Gill Gillingham
Hero Trew
Clive Crump
Jason Jobling
Naem (he has loads of
frustrating conversations:"what is your name" "Naem", "Yes, what IS your name?" My name is Naem" etc
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:29 pm
by Pooka
Dollydagger wrote:
No-one can prounounce my real (last) name
I can!

xxx
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:39 pm
by Acid Gaz
I collected forms for the Census once, and came across a Mr Edward Head.
Not too funny in itself, except that he lived in Trilby Road.