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BAGHDAD(Reuters) - Saddam Hussein has been found guilty

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:31 pm
by Loopz
BAGHDAD, July 04 (Reuters) - Saddam Hussein has been found guilty of war
crimes and has been sentenced to death by firing squad.

The Court has granted his last request which was to name his own firing
squad.

Mr. Hussein chose Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher from
12 yards.

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:01 pm
by Dog
Hehe...

Nicked from the Guardian's 'Football Fiver' is this little pearler...

"And two hapless tykes were injured in Berlin after attempting to kick a football which pranksters had filled with concrete. At least six of the balls were discovered chained to lamp-posts, trees and handrails across the city, accompanied by a spray-painted message "Can you kick it?" Frank Lampard escaped serious injury when he missed the target altogether."

Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:11 pm
by Karnorjax
Steven Gerrard goes to the docs and says i gots me a problem Doc !!

every time I stand naked in front of the mirror I get all arroused at the igt of myself

doc says of course you do your a C**T

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:30 pm
by philmanns
Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher
who are they?

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:49 pm
by Pooka
philmanns wrote:
who are they?
Do they here?

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:39 am
by shadyboy
Karnorjax wrote:Steven Gerrard goes to the docs and says i gots me a problem Doc !!

every time I stand naked in front of the mirror I get all arroused at the igt of myself

doc says of course you do your a C**T
Stevie G is a genius - would you have the bottle to take a penalty in a game of that magnitude?

Better replacing that with Sven - he's the man that f**cked up your chances before you even went by not picking enough strikers.