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I haven't made it on i about a week either, & I was already behind.

Loopz wrote:I'm gonna be SOOOOO behind. I havent played all week

the PLA wrote:I haven't made it on i about a week either, & I was already behind.

Just a word of warning: It gets much more difficult the higher in level you go.

"Farmboy demothy came home from the forest, a bit less the man than he was before."

and he had such soft hands..

"Farmboy Hexaphim and Violet were seen heading up the stairs in the inn together."

Erm...

The bastard!

She was probably just doing some sewing for him.(hem hem)

Damn. when I tried taking her upstairs, I think she bitchslapped me!

As for asking her to marry you, you lose all forest fights!

not always...it depends if you approach her the right way

Loopz wrote:not always...it depends if you approach her the right way

there speaks the voice of experience eh?

Alas no i cant even get past first base with her . lol.

I DID IT! (hold click and scroll between the asterisks for spoilers)

***Victory!

Before you, the great dragon lies immobile, its heavy breathing like acid to your lungs. You are covered, head to toe, with the foul creature's thick black blood. The great beast begins to move its mouth. You spring back, angry at yourself for having been fooled by its ploy of death, and watch for its huge tail to come sweeping your way. But it does not. Instead the dragon begins to speak.

"Why have you come here mortal? What have I done to you?" it says with obvious effort. "Always my kind are sought out to be destroyed. Why? Because of stories from distant lands that tell of dragons preying on the weak? I tell you that these stories come only from misunderstanding of us, and not because we devour your children." The beast pauses, breathing heavily before continuing, "I will tell you a secret. Behind me now are my eggs. They will hatch, and the young will battle each other. Only one will survive, but she will be the strongest. She will quickly grow, and be as powerful as me." Breath comes shorter and shallower for the great beast.

"Why do you tell me this? Don't you know that I will destroy your eggs?" you ask.

"No, you will not, for I know of one more secret that you do not."

"Pray tell oh mighty beast!"

The great beast pauses, gathering the last of its energy. "Your kind cannot tolerate the blood of my kind. Even if you survive, you will be a feeble creature, barely able to hold a weapon, your mind blank of all that you have learned. No, you are no threat to my children, for you are already dead!"

Realizing that already the edges of your vision are a little dim, you flee from the cave, bound to reach the healer's hut before it is too late. Somewhere along the way you lose your weapon, and finally you trip on a stone in a shallow stream, sight now limited to only a small circle that seems to float around your head. As you lay, staring up through the trees, you think that nearby you can hear the sounds of the village. Your final thought is that although you defeated the dragon, you reflect on the irony that it defeated you.

As your vision winks out, far away in the dragon's lair, an egg shuffles to its side, and a small crack appears in its thick leathery skin.

You wake up in the midst of some trees. Nearby you hear the sounds of a village. Dimly you remember that you are a new warrior, and something of a dangerous Green Dragon that is plaguing the area. You decide you would like to earn a name for yourself by perhaps some day confronting this vile creature.

You are now known as Page DaWeezetheWhatever!!

Because you have slain the dragon 1 times, you start with some extras. You also keep additional permanent hitpoints you've earned.
You gain FIVE charm points for having defeated the dragon!
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All those empty caves, all that searching, just for the Dragon to return...***

Good luck trying to catch up, fellow warriors!

Cool - congratulations!

What I want to know is how to take Violet upstairs?

Ah, no need to answer above question:

"Like a whirlwind, you sweep through the inn, grabbing Violet, who throws her arms around your neck, and whisk her upstairs to her room there. Not more than 10 minutes later you stroll down the stairs, smoking a pipe, and grinning from ear to ear. You feel exhausted!

You gain a charm point! "



And this was after the following:

"Farmboy Hexaphim and Violet are joined today in joyous matrimony!!!"

LOL - she obviously doesn't honour her wedding vows!

Not as good as The Kingdom Of Loathing, is it.



I jest! I jest! Just what I needed: another aid to procrastination.

Henceforth I shall be known as Guffmonkevo in the realm of the Green Dragon. Um... huzzah and stuff.

That avator looks like a one-eyed testicle!