Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:57 am
It was a question of time....
>Birmingham Tornado Appeal
> >
> >A Tornado Hit Birmingham last week causing widespread damage,
> >Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order',
> >'mental' and 'that did my head in'. The Tornado decimated the area
> >causing in excess of
> >£7.55 worth of damage.. Several priceless collections of mementos
> >from Ibiza
>
> >and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of
> >historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken
> >before their Giro's arrived.
> >
> >One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith a 15 year old mother of four said
> >'It was
>
> >such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom
> >crying and my hands were shaking that much I could hardly skin up
> >whilst I was watching Trisha'.
> >
> >The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny
> >delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still
> >searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke'
> >sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from poundstretcher and Argos
> >catalogues. However they have not managed to save any furniture from
> >Crazy George's as yet.
> >
> >How can you help?
> >
> >This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
> >those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is
> >most sought
>
> >after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his and hers
> >preferably), white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok
> >trainers. Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's
> >Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas.
> >
> >Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White lightening Cider
> >and Carlsberg Special Brew. Cash Donations are also needed. 22p buys
> >a Bic Biro
>
> >for signing on, £2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, £3.00 buys a blag
> >CD (not an original copy), £20 buys a fake M.O.T (or 10 gallons of
> >red diesel to burn the vehicle out) and £26.00 buys 200 Regal from
> >Tommo who has just got back from Kavos.
>Birmingham Tornado Appeal
> >
> >A Tornado Hit Birmingham last week causing widespread damage,
> >Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order',
> >'mental' and 'that did my head in'. The Tornado decimated the area
> >causing in excess of
> >£7.55 worth of damage.. Several priceless collections of mementos
> >from Ibiza
>
> >and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of
> >historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken
> >before their Giro's arrived.
> >
> >One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith a 15 year old mother of four said
> >'It was
>
> >such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom
> >crying and my hands were shaking that much I could hardly skin up
> >whilst I was watching Trisha'.
> >
> >The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny
> >delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still
> >searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke'
> >sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from poundstretcher and Argos
> >catalogues. However they have not managed to save any furniture from
> >Crazy George's as yet.
> >
> >How can you help?
> >
> >This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
> >those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is
> >most sought
>
> >after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his and hers
> >preferably), white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok
> >trainers. Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's
> >Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas.
> >
> >Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White lightening Cider
> >and Carlsberg Special Brew. Cash Donations are also needed. 22p buys
> >a Bic Biro
>
> >for signing on, £2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, £3.00 buys a blag
> >CD (not an original copy), £20 buys a fake M.O.T (or 10 gallons of
> >red diesel to burn the vehicle out) and £26.00 buys 200 Regal from
> >Tommo who has just got back from Kavos.
The U.K. is taking them all.
You probably remember me always ranting about Tornados like they was some big busted blonde 
Yeah, I hope you get to see one, especially one out in a field. When they're in cities like that it's kind of too much since you have a lot of crap flying around at you. I remember you told me one time you tried to see one from a roof, yeah?