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Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 6:09 pm
by custard99
When i was a wee lil girl, i rather me mum not crushed those yukky tablets cos the bitter taste makes me feel like throwing up so swallowing them was preferred.

Whether its capsules or tabs, the trick is to collect some saliva in your mouth, welling them up by putting tip of tongue up against the roof of your mouth. Get ready a glass of water. Now lodge the capsule right in middle of tongue while keeping the saliva still welling in the back. Do not let the capsule melt on your tongue by gently rolling it towards the back. Now the capsule is 'riding' on your saliva. Swallow and take a quick but deliberate drink of water. With practice, you won't even feel its there. Now you are such a swallowing monster, suck on your fave 'tit'bit. lol

If this doesn't work, humour yourself with the following tips:
http://www.dontspitswallow.com/swallowing_tips.shtml

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 6:13 pm
by custard99
ANother tip is one that teddy swears by. Stick it in jelly and swallow or take it with a dollop of peanut butter :D

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 6:24 pm
by hippy dave
hm never had that problem myself, sorry. i have fond memories of calpol when i was little, but as soon as i started on pills (snigger) it seemed to always go ok.
not so long ago i was taking a couple of painkillers, a vitamin pill and two or three -large- calcium/magnesium tablets every morning, and i was quite happy to chuck them all in my gob in one go and knock back some water.

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 7:38 pm
by little twin star
dave - im just like you.. i have these tablets i take when i feel a cold sore coming up and they are huuuge.. i just swallow two at a time with a bit of water. easy :D

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:05 pm
by hippy dave
little twin star wrote:dave - im just like you..
wow really? you sound great - we should meet 8)

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:51 pm
by Loopz
but Tammy can you swallow two tabs with a banana...? actually dont answer that :?

p.s. since i posted this ive managed to swallow the tab easily! amazing!

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:01 am
by memly
I would just like to say, I have really enjoyed reading this thread!

I'm glad your dilemma has been solved Loopz. Its encouraging to see the community come to your aid...

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 9:59 am
by Loopz
Well i like to input my stresses into the forum and sometimes the most simple threads can open up into an amusing debate :)

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 10:02 am
by jiggyiggy
But I have noticed that many of these 'simple' threads involve mouths in one way or another...

Are u obsessed Loopz? :wink:

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 10:09 am
by memly
I would also like to congratulate Custard on a well crafted and observed post 8)

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 10:15 am
by little twin star
poo - sorry.. have to answer.. i think i can :)

an funny thread it is indeed

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 12:30 pm
by Dollydagger
custard99 wrote: If this doesn't work, humour yourself with the following tips:
http://www.dontspitswallow.com/swallowing_tips.shtml
My god, that site :shock: :shock:

(I'm speechless - for once)

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:20 pm
by usernick
Dollydagger wrote:
custard99 wrote: If this doesn't work, humour yourself with the following tips:
http://www.dontspitswallow.com/swallowing_tips.shtml
My god, that site :shock: :shock:

(I'm speechless - for once)
Erm, Custard, how *DID* you find that site? :lol:

Try following the link for lubes (off that site), but don't do it at work:

"These days there are a number of flavored lubes and edible lotions available that may help you disguise the taste..."

:roll

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:32 pm
by Willsy
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Who could have possibly thought that an innocent question about swallowing could deteriate so fast into filth...ok......i love it!!!

Have a good weekend y'all.

:D

Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:13 pm
by capsaicin
Yeah, who saw that coming... not me... I'm innocent :roll:

That site is hilarious! :roll