Tornado hits Birmingham

Post by **Loopz** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:57 am

It was a question of time....

>Birmingham Tornado Appeal
> >
> >A Tornado Hit Birmingham last week causing widespread damage,
> >Casualties were seen wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order',
> >'mental' and 'that did my head in'. The Tornado decimated the area
> >causing in excess of
> >£7.55 worth of damage.. Several priceless collections of mementos
> >from Ibiza
>
> >and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of
> >historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken
> >before their Giro's arrived.
> >
> >One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith a 15 year old mother of four said
> >'It was
>
> >such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom
> >crying and my hands were shaking that much I could hardly skin up
> >whilst I was watching Trisha'.
> >
> >The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny
> >delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still
> >searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke'
> >sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from poundstretcher and Argos
> >catalogues. However they have not managed to save any furniture from
> >Crazy George's as yet.
> >
> >How can you help?
> >
> >This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
> >those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is
> >most sought
>
> >after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his and hers
> >preferably), white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok
> >trainers. Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's
> >Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas.
> >
> >Alcohol is also in short supply, especially White lightening Cider
> >and Carlsberg Special Brew. Cash Donations are also needed. 22p buys
> >a Bic Biro
>
> >for signing on, £2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, £3.00 buys a blag
> >CD (not an original copy), £20 buys a fake M.O.T (or 10 gallons of
> >red diesel to burn the vehicle out) and £26.00 buys 200 Regal from
> >Tommo who has just got back from Kavos.

davemacfrombath · Post by **davemacfrombath** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:14 am

Yaw tekkin the mickay?

Post by **Loopz** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:21 am

Dave...thats black country not brummie

davemacfrombath · Post by **davemacfrombath** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:09 pm

Bostin.

Post by **Loopz** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:27 pm

lmao

Orbyss · Post by **Orbyss** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:53 pm

HAHAH, can't believe I missed this. Hate to resurrect an old thread but wow, and I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MISSED IT, LOOPZ. But with the global climate out of whack I bet you'll get your chance. Either that just go to the U.S. again in the summer. Actually, it's been quiet here for tornadoes this year. Disappointing.

The U.K. is taking them all.

Post by **Loopz** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:31 pm

I'm so glad you read this

You probably remember me always ranting about Tornados like they was some big busted blonde

I will catch the next one....

Orbyss · Post by **Orbyss** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:38 pm

Loopz wrote:I'm so glad you read this You probably remember me always ranting about Tornados like they was some big busted blonde I will catch the next one....

Hahah, I do, I do I remember I could taunt you with "oh my god, we just had a tornado down the street".

Yeah, I hope you get to see one, especially one out in a field. When they're in cities like that it's kind of too much since you have a lot of crap flying around at you. I remember you told me one time you tried to see one from a roof, yeah?

Post by **Loopz** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:55 pm

Yeah kinda of

I was looking out for one purely because everything was looking right in the sky. I had a lot of people taking the piss out of me because of it but about 20 minutes later one hit South Birmingham. I was just North Birmingham at the time...

haha