For the next three months I will be working on Riverdance (or as the locals know it, Puddlewalk).
Yet again one's soul is slightly tarnished from having to fulfill the more mundane aspects of existence, and I shall endevour to scourge myself every day for allowing, nay supporting, the perpetuation of this. (actually it is almost enough punishment to listen to it for three months)
i think you would be very nice looking in those tight pants!
As I would need one pair for either leg I would look twice as good
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moving your feet like crazy and yet keeping your upper body stiff
To achieve this all I have to do is get well and truly stoned. At least that what it looks like when I have tried to arise from the couch on the odd occasion