He's an arrogant tory wanker twat fucking petrolhead bastard cunty so-called actor with so-called musical success in fucking Germany, no doubt his CDs are bought by left-wing tory speeding wankers.
Acid Gaz wrote:He's an arrogant tory wanker twat fucking petrolhead bastard cunty so-called actor with so-called musical success in fucking Germany, no doubt his CDs are bought by left-wing tory speeding wankers.
But I still want to have his babies.
"You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really"
Nigel Tufnel talking about his song "Lick My Love Pump" - This Is Spinal Tap.
He's apparently got a new single out (it's been rotating on one of the music channels - The Box, I *think* - although luckily I haven't been around to watch it yet)!!
At least the guy doesn't take himself seriously during interviews - I remember the Jonathan Ross interview where he didn't mind sending himself up all the time, so fair play to the bloke (even taking the piss out of that bringing down Berlin wall quote)!
Oh, and "Knight Rider" was quality TV viewing when I was a kid (the flashing lights on Kit taken directly from the Cylons! )... And he also appeared in the New Order TOTP shoot (with some of the Baywatch cast) when they performed "Regret" on the beach!
davemacfrombath wrote:He's a fat, right wing, smug, arrogant, narrow minded, permie-haired, tediously unfunny twat.
I love him.
So Dave, do we really love each other after all? x x x
Well I DID send you a text kiss only last week...
PS: As for the Hoff - anyone who's so drunk that he (allegedly) has (allegedly) to be wheelchaired to his plane in his (allegedly) piss-stained (alleged) trousers, needs all the friends he can get...
Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?