BAGHDAD(Reuters) - Saddam Hussein has been found guilty

Post by **Loopz** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:31 pm

BAGHDAD, July 04 (Reuters) - Saddam Hussein has been found guilty of war
crimes and has been sentenced to death by firing squad.

The Court has granted his last request which was to name his own firing
squad.

Mr. Hussein chose Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher from
12 yards.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:01 pm

Hehe...

Nicked from the Guardian's 'Football Fiver' is this little pearler...

"And two hapless tykes were injured in Berlin after attempting to kick a football which pranksters had filled with concrete. At least six of the balls were discovered chained to lamp-posts, trees and handrails across the city, accompanied by a spray-painted message "Can you kick it?" Frank Lampard escaped serious injury when he missed the target altogether."

Karnorjax · Post by **Karnorjax** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:11 pm

Steven Gerrard goes to the docs and says i gots me a problem Doc !!

every time I stand naked in front of the mirror I get all arroused at the igt of myself

doc says of course you do your a C**T

philmanns · Post by **philmanns** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:30 pm

Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher

who are they?

Pooka · Post by **Pooka** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:49 pm

philmanns wrote:
who are they?

Do they here?

shadyboy · Post by **shadyboy** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:39 am

Karnorjax wrote:Steven Gerrard goes to the docs and says i gots me a problem Doc !!

every time I stand naked in front of the mirror I get all arroused at the igt of myself

doc says of course you do your a C**T

Stevie G is a genius - would you have the bottle to take a penalty in a game of that magnitude?

Better replacing that with Sven - he's the man that f**cked up your chances before you even went by not picking enough strikers.