Some of you here will have heard of 'Bastard', the world's oldest and best bootleg night. Well, due to massive debts brought on by a slew of fines, The Asylum might well be holding it's last ever 'Bastard' night on Thursday 2nd February.
If you're in the area, come on down for a night of absolute lunacy, guaranteed.
If you're even the slightest bit squeamish about being in a club the size of your front room, rammed to the gills with sweaty, dancing lunatics then this night isn't for you at all.
It'll kick off at about 9pm and the Asylum has a temporary license until 3am.
I dunno about you lot, but I'm saying goodbye to the place in style.
"Gimme the sight to see
another world outside that's full of
all the broken things that I made"
From what I can see, this is going to be one mother of a party, so if you really can't hack the pace... I'm not kidding when I say that the club is the size of your front room...
Ask those who've been...
"Gimme the sight to see
another world outside that's full of
all the broken things that I made"