Phil Hartnoll caption contest!

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Phil Hartnoll caption contest!

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I found this on the Fabric website:

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Caption away!
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If you DJ in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, do you make a sound?
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Phil's obsession with The Flintstones was getting out of control.
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Mix master squirrel in the hiz house !

I am the lord of the forrest ! an though shalt dance to my woodland beats !
Is there anyone there ??????? IS THERE ANYONE THERE !!!!!
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Ray Mears survival tip #32

How to lay down some tunes using items from woodland suroundings when you have no 1210's at hand!
"You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really"
Nigel Tufnel talking about his song "Lick My Love Pump" - This Is Spinal Tap.


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'Is this the way to the Glade festival'?

Orbital, the Deep Forest remix
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King Of Snake?
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"...the really hard part though was getting enough resin from trees to make the records, then scratching tunes into them using a pointy stick."
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"Wheres the ON button then?"
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"Here Phil's receiving records from the tentacle-armed alien he has made a deal with to get the freshest sounds out there..."
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"All I need now are some torch specs. Now, where did I put the flourescent lights and the can of petrol?"
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Phil Hartnoll: A Raver's Woodland Survival Guide. Learn how to:

-Construct turntables from natural surroundings
-How to create powerful hallucinagenics from mosses and tree bark
-30 different recipes for wild badger

(With foreword by Deep Forest)
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"A wild Phil Hartnoll in its natural habitat. These are smarmy beasts, and one must use extreme caution when hunting them... However, their pelts are widely sought after, for their silky smooth texture and exquisite hue."
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