What's Your Most Embarrasing Moment?
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What's Your Most Embarrasing Moment?
Let me take you back to April 1997.....
6 weeks earlier, I had had a vasectomy, and as part of the process, you have to send samples away to confirm that you have attained the legendary status of being a Jaffa (seedless!)
My Mrs took the kids to school, and I went into the kitchen and pulled one of my fave VHS cassettes off the top of the kitchen cupboard and proceeded to persuade a sample into the test tube. This eventually happened and then the sample was corked, wrapped in bubble wrap and put into a jiffy bag marked "Royal Liverpool Hospital Pathology Department".
I walked round the corner to our local post office, where there was quite a queue of people in front of me. Eventually I made it to the front of the line with a dozen or so people now queued behind me.
I pushed the package under the window and the postwoman said to me "What is it?",
"A sperm sample", I replied
"No", she said, "First or Second Class??"
The line of people behind me burst into hysterical laughter and I felt the blood rushing into my cheeks. I paid the postage and left hurridly, and can honestly say, that to this day, I have never been in there since!!!
6 weeks earlier, I had had a vasectomy, and as part of the process, you have to send samples away to confirm that you have attained the legendary status of being a Jaffa (seedless!)
My Mrs took the kids to school, and I went into the kitchen and pulled one of my fave VHS cassettes off the top of the kitchen cupboard and proceeded to persuade a sample into the test tube. This eventually happened and then the sample was corked, wrapped in bubble wrap and put into a jiffy bag marked "Royal Liverpool Hospital Pathology Department".
I walked round the corner to our local post office, where there was quite a queue of people in front of me. Eventually I made it to the front of the line with a dozen or so people now queued behind me.
I pushed the package under the window and the postwoman said to me "What is it?",
"A sperm sample", I replied
"No", she said, "First or Second Class??"
The line of people behind me burst into hysterical laughter and I felt the blood rushing into my cheeks. I paid the postage and left hurridly, and can honestly say, that to this day, I have never been in there since!!!
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I'm sure I've typed this up here before but this is one I can remember instantly.
Last Christmas, at a family do round my aunts. A room containing my aunt & uncle who's house it was, my (male) cousin of 35 yrs, female cousin, my 2 boys and a few other various aunts & uncles. The food was all on a round table in the far corner of the room. I had just been to the toilet and went in and straight over to the table with the food with my back to everyone. After about 5 minutes, my female cousin comes running over and fusses with my skirt behind me. It turns out I had accidentally tucked my skirt into the top of the see-thru tights I had on and I wasn't wearing any knickers
Last Christmas, at a family do round my aunts. A room containing my aunt & uncle who's house it was, my (male) cousin of 35 yrs, female cousin, my 2 boys and a few other various aunts & uncles. The food was all on a round table in the far corner of the room. I had just been to the toilet and went in and straight over to the table with the food with my back to everyone. After about 5 minutes, my female cousin comes running over and fusses with my skirt behind me. It turns out I had accidentally tucked my skirt into the top of the see-thru tights I had on and I wasn't wearing any knickers
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When my mum caught me masturbating.... twice in one week.
It was before DVD players were invented, the vhs video I had in my room did not have a remote control....
Christ that was embarrasing.
Also losing my virginity to a girl who absolutely screamed the house down, my mum was out and I had the whole house to myself; the neighbours came around to see what was happening... they had almost called the police. The old woman from over the road thought I was some kind of murderer after that vivid afternoon... and I got dumped 2 days later!!
I thought I did alright.
It was before DVD players were invented, the vhs video I had in my room did not have a remote control....
Christ that was embarrasing.
Also losing my virginity to a girl who absolutely screamed the house down, my mum was out and I had the whole house to myself; the neighbours came around to see what was happening... they had almost called the police. The old woman from over the road thought I was some kind of murderer after that vivid afternoon... and I got dumped 2 days later!!
I thought I did alright.
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I've never been that drunk.Mucus wrote:My current one involves being so bombed at Phil's recent DJ set that I tried to snog Jof as we said our goodbye's. Anyone top that??????
I know Mr. Manns has a quality embarrassing story... Something about miming bands, alcohol, folding bikes and trains...
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another world outside that's full of
all the broken things that I made"
another world outside that's full of
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