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Thanks Manns, tried the hot and spicy food remedy... also pineapple, grapes, raspberry leaf tea, cleaning the floor, driving the car over speed bumps...

any other suggestions most welcome! :)
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Rach

The other half reckons that Cheese should just shag you 'till things "work loose".

Tried that?
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problem is she's such a unit now that i don' think cheese can bring himself to do it.
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Phil, you're always so charming...!

Being induced Friday.... :roll:
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From my experience nothing seems to get things moving! They say keeping on the move is the key and also helps for labour.

We ended up with inducement and even then it took around 22 hours before anything actually starting going. Although two hours later it was all over.

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Mucus wrote:Rach

The other half reckons that Cheese should just shag you 'till things "work loose".

Tried that?
There is, believe it or not, evidence that a good shag is very good for just this situation. There is a chemical in semen (supposedly like oxytocin) that is good for stimulating labour.
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legspin wrote:
Mucus wrote:Rach

The other half reckons that Cheese should just shag you 'till things "work loose".

Tried that?
There is, believe it or not, evidence that a good shag is very good for just this situation. There is a chemical in semen (supposedly like oxytocin) that is good for stimulating labour.
Isn't oxytocin the thing which makes males sleepy after a shag?

(Well, that's the excuse I've been using for years...)
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Post by davemacfrombath »

Acid Gaz wrote:
legspin wrote:
Mucus wrote:Rach

The other half reckons that Cheese should just shag you 'till things "work loose".

Tried that?
There is, believe it or not, evidence that a good shag is very good for just this situation. There is a chemical in semen (supposedly like oxytocin) that is good for stimulating labour.
Isn't oxytocin the thing which makes males sleepy after a shag?

(Well, that's the excuse I've been using for years...)
Luckily you've only had to use it twice in that time...
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davemacfrombath wrote:
Luckily you've only had to use it twice in that time...
Blimey, I'd completely forgotten aboot that other one.
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LMAO! thanks guys... :)

yes, in all seriousness, there is something in semen that they say can help "trigger" things!

no doubt we will have some news for you in the next 24-48 hours (fingers x'd!)

(sorry this birthday thread has ended up to be an "our baby is late" thread!) :)
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Oh dear! I'm late for my own birthday thread. :?
Thanks Rach and everyone else (except Phil) for your kind birthday thoughts. :D

...and congratulations on the sprog, Rach and Cheese. :D

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he's alive.. aliiive!!
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