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My girlfriend sat on my face and asked me to perform cunny lingus. She got really angry because I was doing it wrong.

I got a clit round the ear hole.

Have you heard about when Captain Kirk got caught shagging his stun gun.

It was just a phaser he was going through.

As a child, me and my dad would go to the local hill to play. He would put me in a car tyre and push me down the hill.

They were good years.....

Thanks. Nothing better than a crap home made joke. I'm quite proud of the baste joke.

My mate was doing a sand sculpture of a tiger on the beach when we were on holiday. It was massive. So big it was dangerous. Someone had to tell him he had gone to far. So I drew a lion in the sand.........,

How do Orbital unlock a locked door?

With one key.... I'll get me coat.

Have you seen the trailer for the new Spielberg film? It's about a man who pours hot turkey fat over the diary of Ann Frank.

It's baste on a true story............ I have more, equally as bad.

I know this is an old thread, but as I'm new here I'm reading back through. I got my copy on the day from Rockaboom in Leicester. I was there at 05:30 and 5th in the queue. The shop opened at 09:30. With regards to shops not saving them so "real fans" can get them. There is a massive probl...

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Hi, I don't know it it's been mentioned. But you can buy official Orbital LED glasses at this run of gigs. Black frame with built in LED lights and Orbital printed on one side. No lenses. It's just the frames. They come in a black Orbital branded bag. Limited to 1500 I believe. £20. Obviously I had ...