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by Spleen Head
Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:37 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 293
Views: 147559

Re: Joke Thread

My girlfriend sat on my face and asked me to perform cunny lingus. She got really angry because I was doing it wrong.

I got a clit round the ear hole.
by Spleen Head
Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:18 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 293
Views: 147559

Re: Joke Thread

Have you heard about when Captain Kirk got caught shagging his stun gun.

It was just a phaser he was going through.
by Spleen Head
Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:49 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 293
Views: 147559

Re: Joke Thread

As a child, me and my dad would go to the local hill to play. He would put me in a car tyre and push me down the hill.

They were good years.....
by Spleen Head
Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 293
Views: 147559

Re: Joke Thread

Thanks. Nothing better than a crap home made joke. I'm quite proud of the baste joke.

My mate was doing a sand sculpture of a tiger on the beach when we were on holiday. It was massive. So big it was dangerous. Someone had to tell him he had gone to far. So I drew a lion in the sand.........,
by Spleen Head
Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:34 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Joke Thread
Replies: 293
Views: 147559

Re: Joke Thread

How do Orbital unlock a locked door?

With one key.... I'll get me coat.

Have you seen the trailer for the new Spielberg film? It's about a man who pours hot turkey fat over the diary of Ann Frank.

It's baste on a true story............ I have more, equally as bad.
by Spleen Head
Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:20 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Wonky – RecordStoreDay – 7 Inch details
Replies: 55
Views: 45728

Re: Wonky – RecordStoreDay – 7 Inch details

I know this is an old thread, but as I'm new here I'm reading back through. I got my copy on the day from Rockaboom in Leicester. I was there at 05:30 and 5th in the queue. The shop opened at 09:30. With regards to shops not saving them so "real fans" can get them. There is a massive problem with th...
by Spleen Head
Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:46 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: torches glasses
Replies: 20
Views: 28546

Re: torches glasses

Sorry the pic quality is not great. http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/123andrew/?action=view¤t=IMG_20121206_002931.jpg http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/123andrew/?action=view¤t=IMG_20121206_003251.jpg http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/123andrew/?action=view¤t=IMG_20...
by Spleen Head
Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:36 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: torches glasses
Replies: 20
Views: 28546

Re: torches glasses

Hi, I don't know it it's been mentioned. But you can buy official Orbital LED glasses at this run of gigs. Black frame with built in LED lights and Orbital printed on one side. No lenses. It's just the frames. They come in a black Orbital branded bag. Limited to 1500 I believe. £20. Obviously I had ...